Join my religeous cult plz!!!!!!

Join my religeous cult plz!!!!!!
Become a folower of teh slurpee religeon.
Commandment number 1
Honor thy slurpee
Commandment number 2
always try new flavors
Commandment number 3
Never drink only one flavor
Commandment number 4
only buy the giant slurpee containers +800ml!!!!
Commandment number 5
Eat slurpees daily

Slurpichino rules!!!!!!!